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Febrero 28, 2004
En España somos así
(Lo suyo es leerlo con acento gallego y americano)
- Gallegos:... (ruido de fondo)....Por favor, desvíen su rumbo quince
grados sur para evitar colisión...
- Americanos: ...(ruido de fondo)...Recomendamos que desvíen su rumbo
quince grados norte para evitar colisión.
- Gallegos: Negativo. Repetimos, desvíen su rumbo quince grados Sur para
evitar colisión.
- Americanos: Al habla el Capitán de un navío de los Estados Unidos de
América. Insistimos, desvíen SU rumbo..
- Gallegos: Volvemos a repetir, les recomendamos que desvíen SU Rumbo.
- Americanos: LES HABLA EL CAPITÁN DEL PORTAVIONES DE LA MARINA DE LOS EE.UU. LINCOLN USS, EL SEGUNDO NAVÍO DE GUERRA MÁS GRANDE DE LA FLOTA NORTEAMERICANA. NOS ESCOLTAN TRES DESTRUCTORES, TRES CRUCEROS Y NUMEROSAS CORBETAS DE APOYO. NOS DIRIGIMOS HACIA AGUAS DEL GOLFO PÉRSICO PARA PREPARAR MANIOBRAS MILITARES ANTE UN EVENTUAL ATAQUE A IRAQ. LES ORDENO QUE DESVÍEN SU CURSO QUINCE GRADOS NORTE. EN CASO CONTRARIO NOS VEREMOS OBLIGADOS A TOMAR LAS MEDIDAS QUE SEAN NECESARIAS PARA GARANTIZAR LA SEGURIDAD DE ESTE BUQUE. VDS. PERTENECEN A UN PAÍS ALIADO DE EE.UU. POR FAVOR, OBEDEZCAN INMEDIATAMENTE.
- Gallegos: Les hablamos desde UN FARO. Somos dos personas. No tenemos ni pajolera idea de nuestra posición en el RANKING de faros españoles. Nos
escoltan un perro, nuestra comida y dos cervezas. Tenemos el apoyo de
Cadena Dial de La Coruña y estamos en tierra firme. Pueden tomar las medidas que consideren oportunas y les dé la gana para garantizar la seguridad de su buque, pero, volvemos a insistir, lo mejor y más recomendable es que desvíen su rumbo.
Posted by Jasp at Febrero 28, 2004 04:09 AM
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xDDDDDDDDD Muy buenoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Gracias por las risas, Jasp :)
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