Ayer me acosté temprano. Dormí bien. Me levanté a la hora a la que suelo levantarme para ir a la universidad. Fui hasta la universidad a coger sitio en la clase que quiero. Volví, comí, etc... Me dormí...
Mejor incicio imposible. Este año que pienso estudiar a diario (JAJAJAJAJAJA) intuyo que me dormiré todas las tardes y, lógicamente, no podré llevar el temario a diario.
Estoy buscando soluciones:
1- Engancharme a la telenovela o a Sabor A Ti para así evitar dormirme (Esto tiene una sencilla explicación: si estudio, me duermo; pero si estudio y a la vez miro la tele estoy más ocupado y no me duermo)
2- Beber, fumar, esnifar o inyectar a la vena café (Descartados otros métodos, por ejemplo, supositorios)
3- Acostarme a las 7 de la tarde para dormir unas 11 horas al día y no tener sueño a la hora de estudiar.
4- Contratar a un Tamagochi para que estudie por mí mientras yo duermo.
5- Pasarme la promesa de llevar los estudios al día por el mismo forro que me la llevo pasando desde hace bastantes años.
Todas tienen inconvenientes... Aguantar a Ana Rosa Quintana no es bueno para su salud, mata, provoca cancer y perjudica a los que le rodean. El café me pone nervioso y eso puede traer consecuencias fatales (tortazos, gritos, arañazos, gruñidos, anulamiento total de cualquier resto posible de vida social que tenga, etc...). Acostarme a las 7 me dejaría con una mísera hora de Internet al día. No creo que dejen presentarse a un Tamagochi a mis exámenes (Y menos si lo compro defectuoso y resulta ser un Tamaragochi) y, por último, si no llevo los estudios al día suspenderé y tal...
Creo que acabaré presentándome a Operación Triunfo, Gran Hermano o cualquier cosa similar para vivir del cuento restablemente...
Posted by Ish at Septiembre 24, 2003 11:08 PMA mi me gusta lo del Tamagochi
Posted by: k-c on Septiembre 25, 2003 02:13 AM"IBM uses what I like to call the 'hole-in-the-ground technique'
to destroy the competition..... IBM digs a big HOLE in the
ground and covers it with leaves. It then puts a big POT
OF GOLD nearby. Then it gives the call, 'Hey, look at all
this gold, get over here fast.' As soon as the competitor
approaches the pot, he falls into the pit"
- John C. Dvorak
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tramadol for pain relief Unobfuscated Perl (#1)
A rogue group of Perl hackers has presented a plan to add a "use
really_goddamn_strict" pragma that would enforce readability and
UNobfuscation. With this pragma in force, the Perl compiler might say:
* Warning: Program contains zero comments. You've probably never seen or
used one before; they begin with a # symbol. Please start using them or
else a representative from the nearest Perl Mongers group will come to
your house and beat you over the head with a cluestick.
* Warning: Program uses a cute trick at line 125 that might make sense in
C. But this isn't C!
* Warning: Code at line 412 indicates that programmer is an idiot. Please
correct error between chair and monitor.
* Warning: While There's More Than One Way To Do It, your method at line
523 is particularly stupid. Please try again.
tramadol
Posted by: tramadol on Agosto 27, 2004 11:38 PMglucophage online Scratch the disks, dump the core, Shut it down, pull the plug
Roll the tapes across the floor, Give the core an extra tug
And the system is going to crash. And the system is going to crash.
Teletypes smashed to bits. Mem'ry cards, one and all,
Give the scopes some nasty hits Toss out halfway down the hall
And the system is going to crash. And the system is going to crash.
And we've also found Just flip one switch
When you turn the power down, And the lights will cease to twitch
You turn the disk readers into trash. And the tape drives will crumble
in a flash.
Oh, it's so much fun, When the CPU
Now the CPU won't run Can print nothing out but "foo,"
And the system is going to crash. The system is going to crash.
-- To the tune of "As the Caissons go Rolling Along"
glucophage
To err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
prozac online "Science makes godlike -- it is all over with priests and gods when man becomes
scientific. Moral: science is the forbidden as such -- it alone is
forbidden. Science is the *first* sin, the *original* sin. *This alone is
morality.* ``Thou shalt not know'' -- the rest follows."
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
prozac