GOD IS ON THE TV

No quería hacerlo, pero bueno. Lo he encontrado gracias a la señorita Azid y me ha quedado tan cuco que no he podido evitar publicarlo. Ahí lo tenéis:

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
farruquito
God:
How are you doing, farruquito.
Me:
quite ok i kill people and dance from time to time
God:
Not really that much. I believe that killing is wrong. Yeah that's right.
Me:
is it right or wrong?
God:
Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
aha, so i was right! you don't have all the answers!
God:
Yikes! Where were you right? I do so have it. No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Have you been drinking, sweetie...?
God:
I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Me:
but drinking, huh?
God:
Yup. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
positive, drinking
God:
Does "it" still refer to drinking?
Me:
no, it actually refers to "sarandonga"
God:
What does it refer to? positive drinking actually refers to sarandonga?
Me:
no, arroz con bacalao refers to sarandonga
God:
Are you serious? Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
yeah, budah is hung like a horse and mohammed has a really bad temper. Further than that things start to be a little bit more confused.
God:
Tell me. I think budah is a lot of things. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
budah has big balls, way bigger than yours!
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
no clue, nature i guess
God:
That was not a yes/no question. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Further than that things start to be a little bit more confused.
Me:
you might have been talking about that but i was talking about the enormous genitalia of budah
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
word homey, it's obvious
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
who?
God:
Linus Torvalds. :-).
Me:
no, they profess different deities
God:
Are you serious? The anonymous "they".
Me:
que fumas, tronco!?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
ya veo ya
God:
It's all good. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
hey, you are getting boring, don't get offended, but you've always been that way to me. I think I'm gonna cut.
God:
You've got my full attention. Do you think I should tone it down? You believe that? I am very happy for you.
Me:
I'm sure i got all the attention those mushrooms let you, but i have things to do, bye!
God:
See you later. What makes you so certain? Where did you get your THE attention those mushrooms let me but you have things to do? I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
Me:
cool for you, budah has even more
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
i'll do, bye!
God:
Sayonara.

Al final el tipo me ha caído bien y todo...

Abrazos per tutti!