Sábado, 3 de Julio
Chiste Java
Me lo he encontrado en n pjorge.com (que por cierto, es mi blog "inspiración" y cumple dos años de blog, felicidades), sacado de Javalobby..
Two ints and a Float are in a bar. They spot an attractive Double on her own. The first int walks up to her. "Hey, baby", he says, "my VM or yours". She slaps him and he walks back dejected.
The second int walks over. "Hey, cute-stuff, can I cook your Beans for breakfast". After a quick slapping, he too walks back.
The Float then ambles over casually. "Were those two primitive types bothering you?", he remarks.
"Yes. I'm so glad you're here", she says. "They just had no Class!"
Me permito una traducción en el cuerpo extendido . Ojo, si no lo entiendes posiblemente sea por no saber Java, no por no saber inglés :)
Dos int y un Float en un bar. Ven a una atractiva Double. El primer int camina hacia ella. "Eh, nena", dice, "mi máquina virtual en ti". Ella le pega una bofetada y va decepcionada.
El segundo int va hacia ella. "Eh, preciosa, puedo cocinar tus Beans del desayuno?". Despues de un breve bofetón, ella se va.
El Float se hacerca haciéndose el despistado. "¿Estaban esos dos tipos primitivos molestándote?".
"Sí, menos mal que estás aquí", dice ella. "Simplemente no tienen clase!".
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